Gawdang Superstarr

If I could dance like this I'd quit my job and travel the globe. Boom boxes for all:



I swear this was in a skate video or something...looks familiar. Or maybe I'm just in tune with those moves on a cellular level.

via MikeG

Princess in a Mustache

I walked into my boss' office the other day, and he was just dying laughing looking at his computer. I found out why quickly:



Ice cream.

Staying Slim

I've been preaching the gospel of Langhorne Slim for a little bit now, and I got a chance to go see him play a few weeks back with my ladyfriend. It was an incredible show, and we had the bonus of seeing him at a small venue, which was even cooler.

The guy can just play. He's got stage presence and all that, which adds to the show, but beyond all that, he's got skills, his band has skills (the dude on the banjo was incredible), and it's a different sound, something between bluegrass and folk music.

If you like some twangy mountain music, I'd suggest checking this dude out. And if you like wooden humanoids traversing the earth, I'd watch this video:

More Soccer

The US won today, which was huge...the bigger question is what's wrong with the pansy-ass Algerian player who slapped a reporter after the match. I bet he flopped when she slapped him back, only to miraculously recover in 10 seconds.

What a bitch (the player!), even for a soccer player...he had 90 minutes to hit a man and instead takes a shot at a female reporter after the game.

Hopefully he gets a red card...of death! That sounded funnier in my head.

I did have the video up here of the winning goal, but FIFA sucks and they blocked it from YouTube or something. I blame the French.

Shock your face

I think this thing is supposed to make you look better somehow by exercising your facial muscles, but it looks like you're just getting ready to go on a killing spree.

I guess that would have some health benefits too, right? Elevated heart rate (cardio workout), a little problem solving...maybe Jason was just working out when he started terrorizing Crystal Lake.

via Time's 50 worst inventions.

Max Jargon

I would kill to talk like this. Ok, not kill. Maim.

I have no idea what he's talking about; it could all be actual things and systems (unlikely), or it could all be ball bearings. Either way it's incredible.

Editing

A few dramatic cuts, a happy voiceover, and some heartwarming background music:

Poor Timing on the Trash Talk

I like talking shit as much as anyone else. But you really have to pick your spots well to talk trash properly.

I don't follow boxing much, so I don't know who these guys are, or whether this fight happened recently or years ago. The Google could tell me these things, but let's be honest: I'm too lazy to check.

What I do know is that this dude posed one time too many before getting his bell rung. Nothing like watching a good uppercut make someone wobbly:

Marcellus Wallace

I love when the internet answers questions for me. Or at least makes the questions look cooler and funnier:



via the oatmeal

Slim

Everyone's gotta check out Langhorne Slim. F*cking incredible. I've been listening to this guy non-stop the last few days, and his music gets me so pumped up I wanna do karate kicks in the street:

Advantage, Tension

Ok, that headline really sucks. But c'mon, it's tennis. I guess I don't care enough about tennis to come up with a really witty headline.

But if you haven't seen it already, take 5 minutes and watch this charity match where things get a little chippy between Sampras and Agassi. Apparently Agassi makes fun of Sampras for being cheap in his book or something, and Sampras was not pleased.



Sending the serve at Agassi was a nice move, but I would have just made fun of the clip-on hair. That joke would never, ever get old.

monday

Back at work after a solid weekend...this pretty much says it all: