Shredding

It was Halloween. It would have been rude to NOT wear the mask.

'Piss Central'

The exterminator guy just left, and he couldn't stop commenting on the pee-friendly corners and hideaways my apartment windows look out on.

First he was spraying bug stuff around my living room window and started with "Wow, you've got the prime alley view here," which is totally true. And it sucks. Then he added to it with something about how the little corner right by my window was perfect spot to "sneak a whiz." I'll be sure to put that in the ad when I try to sell this place someday.

Then in my bedroom, he looked out the back window and said something about "That little corner there looks like piss central." Nice.

Home sweet home.

Pookie's Alley

Someone was asking me the other day if I've found any human poo in my alley lately, and I realized it's been a while since I've even seen anyone lurking back there...

...now the streak is over, and with a vengeance. Last night I woke up (ok, went to bed) around 3 to the sound of dudes arguing. I peeked out the window (one eye looking out of the blinds, shut-in style) and saw two guys sitting on the steps, smoking crack. Sweet.

They left after a few minutes, maybe meeting up with Nino Brown.

It was full New Jack City rock-smoking, too. Skinny glass pipe and all. I bet this won't make it into the condo newsletter.