F UK

Ha ha....that didn't last long...looks like perfection was not in the cards for the UK basketball team, and I couldn't be happier. Between their shady-ass coach (he's had two Final Fours at two different schools wiped out b/c of scandals), UK fans sense of entitlement, and the fact that their school is, you know, in Kentucky, there are plenty of reasons to hate on them.

And even better that a PG who played for Cincinnati (albeit briefly) led the charge. Although South Carolina is just a sunnier version of Kentucky with a few beaches, I can get in their corner for a special occasion like this.

Even a phone call from Obama, where he warned them about choking, couldn't stop the loss from coming. Oh well. Now let's just see if Calipari can get to the tournament without putting another school on probation. My vote is no.

You Stay Classy, Kentucky

Ok, totally overused headline, but whatever, it fits.

After bashing on Cincinnati yesterday, I figured I owed it to my hometown to find something disparaging to say about our Southern Armpit, Kentucky. Luckily, the Bluegrass State was kind enough to do something scandalous.

This guy is probably not fit to be a teacher or school administrator, even though I'm pretty sure it's totally fine to teach in Kentucky while drunk. Hell, I think it might be required. But either way, I'm guessing even schools in the South frown on a principal who shows his faculty a surveillance tape of students having sex in the cafeteria.

Now, it's not my place here to debate the law, so I won't get into whether or not he was ALLOWED to show those tapes (they show it on the Nature Channel, right?), but probably not a good idea. Especially not a good idea when you're already known as the 'drunk principal.'

On a side note, who does it in the cafeteria? Gotta be the least comfortable seats/tables in the whole building, right? Amateurs...