This is Why People Rip on KY

Two (presumably) fat guys from Kentucky got in a fight (over a tractor, of course). The loser was forced to eat his own beard. Seriously.

WTF is wrong with you, Kentucky? Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell (def a pervy child stalker) and forced beard eating? I think it's time to burn that whole fargin state down and start over. It's a lost cause.

Another Reason Kentucky Blows

I know I don't exactly take it easy on KY too often, but that's because most of the time Kentucky sucks. Being from Ohio, I'm not going to pretend Ohio doesn't suck, because it does. It's just that Kentucky sucks worse.

Case in point: My hometown (Cincinnati), gets kickass street artist guy Shepard Fairey to come in town and paint some murals around town. They talk to local businesses owners and find some people willing to dontate the side of their buidlings. Everyone agrees, murals are painted, everyone wins.

And then Kentucky comes in. The guy in Covington (Northern Kentucky) who agreed to let his building have a mural painted on it decides it's too controversial and thinks the image (a child soldier holding a machine gun) promotes kid violence. So he had it painted over. Total douche move.

Maybe if the child soldier was wearing cutoff denim shorts it would have been deemed ok for Kentucky.

You Stay Classy, Kentucky

Ok, totally overused headline, but whatever, it fits.

After bashing on Cincinnati yesterday, I figured I owed it to my hometown to find something disparaging to say about our Southern Armpit, Kentucky. Luckily, the Bluegrass State was kind enough to do something scandalous.

This guy is probably not fit to be a teacher or school administrator, even though I'm pretty sure it's totally fine to teach in Kentucky while drunk. Hell, I think it might be required. But either way, I'm guessing even schools in the South frown on a principal who shows his faculty a surveillance tape of students having sex in the cafeteria.

Now, it's not my place here to debate the law, so I won't get into whether or not he was ALLOWED to show those tapes (they show it on the Nature Channel, right?), but probably not a good idea. Especially not a good idea when you're already known as the 'drunk principal.'

On a side note, who does it in the cafeteria? Gotta be the least comfortable seats/tables in the whole building, right? Amateurs...