This is Why People Rip on KY

Two (presumably) fat guys from Kentucky got in a fight (over a tractor, of course). The loser was forced to eat his own beard. Seriously.

WTF is wrong with you, Kentucky? Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell (def a pervy child stalker) and forced beard eating? I think it's time to burn that whole fargin state down and start over. It's a lost cause.