First There Was Beard

I really didn't have the guts to walk around with the 'stache. Only certain men can pull that off, and it's safe to say that I'm not one of them. I did pull off a pretty sweet beard for about a month, before I shaved it off for no real reason.


It was worth it, just to get the 'stache photos. Still pissed that I shaved the beard, though. It was just coming into its own.

This is Why People Rip on KY

Two (presumably) fat guys from Kentucky got in a fight (over a tractor, of course). The loser was forced to eat his own beard. Seriously.

WTF is wrong with you, Kentucky? Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell (def a pervy child stalker) and forced beard eating? I think it's time to burn that whole fargin state down and start over. It's a lost cause.