I like to drink milk. I guess a lot of people think milk is gross. I'm here to say they're wrong. And stupid. Most likely they have brittle bones and will be a stooped-over old crotchety person that's going to say 'damn, I should have had more milk when I was a young buck.'
Here's some things that go good with milk:
- Tacos (pictured)
- Pizza (cuts right through the pizza taste)
- Meatloaf (everything is good with meatloaf)
- Sandwiches (especially baloney with mayonnaise)
- All breakfast foods
Some people think that milk is good in your coffee. That's a damn lie, and a waste of good milk. God made half-and-half for coffee, and milk for drinking.
I may even start to bathe in milk. It'll give my skin that youthful glow it's been missing.
3 comments:
THAT ISH IS GROSS!
There was no half and half in the cafeteria today. I ended up with what I think is skim milk. There should have been a sign posted to warn me ahead of time. I feel like someone out there should give me my $2 back.
Where's my bailout?
Where's my auto workers union?
I fuckin' love milk too and have successfully drank a half gallon in a sitting! Agreed, milk goes great mith tacos and meatloaf and also spaghetti!
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