A beautiful morning

There's only a few things I'd like to see first thing in the morning more than bacon. Wash that ish down with a glass of milk, maybe make a BLT later with some mayo on it...

I know some people who don't like mayo or milk or bacon. They are crazy, and they're wrong. Sorry. Bacon, mayo and milk are the world's way of telling you it's going to be a great day. Don't argue with the world.

This Boy's Going Places

I'd say he's off to a strong start. Displaying this much drool and vomit while still going about your business is a sign of power. Watch out for Mitchell. He's a force to be reckoned with.

Hell Yeah, Milk

I like to drink milk. I guess a lot of people think milk is gross. I'm here to say they're wrong. And stupid. Most likely they have brittle bones and will be a stooped-over old crotchety person that's going to say 'damn, I should have had more milk when I was a young buck.'

Here's some things that go good with milk:

• Tacos (pictured)
• Pizza (cuts right through the pizza taste)
• Meatloaf (everything is good with meatloaf)
  
• Sandwiches (especially baloney with mayonnaise)
• All breakfast foods

Some people think that milk is good in your coffee. That's a damn lie, and a waste of good milk. God made half-and-half for coffee, and milk for drinking.

I may even start to bathe in milk. It'll give my skin that youthful glow it's been missing.