Saturday, November 15, 2008

Hell Yeah, Milk

I like to drink milk. I guess a lot of people think milk is gross. I'm here to say they're wrong. And stupid. Most likely they have brittle bones and will be a stooped-over old crotchety person that's going to say 'damn, I should have had more milk when I was a young buck.'

Here's some things that go good with milk:
  • Tacos (pictured)
  • Pizza (cuts right through the pizza taste)
  • Meatloaf (everything is good with meatloaf)
  • Sandwiches (especially baloney with mayonnaise)
  • All breakfast foods
Some people think that milk is good in your coffee. That's a damn lie, and a waste of good milk. God made half-and-half for coffee, and milk for drinking.

I may even start to bathe in milk. It'll give my skin that youthful glow it's been missing.

3 comments:

jbanks said...

THAT ISH IS GROSS!

Amber said...

There was no half and half in the cafeteria today. I ended up with what I think is skim milk. There should have been a sign posted to warn me ahead of time. I feel like someone out there should give me my $2 back.
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Where's my auto workers union?

Yearn Sum Things Knew said...

I fuckin' love milk too and have successfully drank a half gallon in a sitting! Agreed, milk goes great mith tacos and meatloaf and also spaghetti!