The Incredible, Photogenic, Egg

This might be in the top ten all-time of kickass photos of eggs. If, you know, there were actually such a ranking system for photos of eggs.

No fancy effects, no light stands or egg models, and no photoshop work. This is what happens every time I cook, actually; my food is surrounded by soft, early-morning mist and a harpsichord is playing lilting melodies in the background. If you listen closely you can hear it...