So apparently the non-scooping-poo policy is also in effect when it's raining. The rain is even worse than the snow in some ways, because those unclaimed turds start to partially disintegrate immediately, and it makes them blend in with leaves and shit like that. This camo technique ups the chance of them getting stepped on, according to my studies.
I'm starting to think there needs to be a more severe fine (I'm not even sure there's a fine enforced at all, actually) for this anti-social behavior. I propose that the person who catches you neglecting to pick up your dog's feces gets to pick up said feces (with your gloves or unused plastic bags) and gets one throw, from 10 paces, to hit either you or the dog with the steaming turds.
It's fair, and it would be great to watch. I'd be hiding in the bushes around here, ready to leap out and start throwin' poop.
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