From my sister-in-law, Jen...I'll be honest, I don't care if it's true or not. It proves that the master of Bloodsport has still got the magic touch...
Jean-Claude Van Damme chatted with Newsweek recently about his new movie, JCVD, an indy flick all about….himself!
The stuff he reveals about himself or the film isn't that interesting. (ed note: except for the part about his 'hard seed' and the 'substance' inside that seed...wtf is that?)
The thing that caught our attention is how he hits on the reporter during the interview!
Mind you, Jean-Claude is currently married to his fifth wife.
Looks like he might be on the look out for his sixth!
Newsweek reporter: Beautiful? Why?
JCVD: I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.
Newsweek: OK —
JCVD: It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.
Newsweek: Well, I —
JCVD: Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.
Newsweek: So you 've no regrets at all?
JCVD: Believe me—I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?
Newsweek: Yes, I am.
JCVD: And are you 27, or 32?
Newsweek: I'm 22.
JCVD: Oh, f–––. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?
Newsweek: I don't know. When is it?
JCVD: I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?
Newsweek: Uh —
JCVD: You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.
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3 comments:
i love it. so glad i could contribute to lurker alley.
Wow. that is awesome. That's got to be legitimate- can anyone make up stuff that good?!
Jean Claude is my hero.
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