Innards Be Damned

Went out to dinner with my ladyfriend earlier this week, and we checked out a Mexican restaurant known for their tacos. I love tacos, so I knew this was going to be a good time.

Looking through the taco menu, there were some promising options...goat meat? Check. Baby pig? Hell yes. Shredded pork, cow tongue, seared fish, all in taco form. Solid taco options (except for the fish, which is f'n GROSS). But then I saw it, at the bottom of the menu:

Chapulines. Aka, Fried Grasshoppers. Sounds nasty, right? I ordered that shit and dove right in.

It was indeed pretty nasty. But I still ate (most of) it. Helped down with plenty of beer and water. Somehow my innards survived. Maybe they're getting stronger, like Rocky during a workout montage.

Hell Yeah, Milk

I like to drink milk. I guess a lot of people think milk is gross. I'm here to say they're wrong. And stupid. Most likely they have brittle bones and will be a stooped-over old crotchety person that's going to say 'damn, I should have had more milk when I was a young buck.'

Here's some things that go good with milk:

• Tacos (pictured)
• Pizza (cuts right through the pizza taste)
• Meatloaf (everything is good with meatloaf)
  
• Sandwiches (especially baloney with mayonnaise)
• All breakfast foods

Some people think that milk is good in your coffee. That's a damn lie, and a waste of good milk. God made half-and-half for coffee, and milk for drinking.

I may even start to bathe in milk. It'll give my skin that youthful glow it's been missing.