Don't they know you're supposed to fight with fans of the other team? I guess they're kinda new to this whole 'winning at baseball' thing.
Maybe they were fighting over who has to sit next to that annoying chick. I'd take a punch just to get outta that inhumane treatment. When she opens her mouth you know it smells like sauerkraut and cigarette butts.
Oh yeah, and F Pittsburgh.
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TRUE. Pittsburgh is some gagbidch.
Untrue. Pittsburgh and the things it spawns are awesome.
Pittsburgh may have been lucky with a few choice exports over the years, but on the whole it's a horrible pit of fatness where dreams go to die. That's just science.
And you're from BALTIMORE. Also science.
Mel, there is no amount of money that would get you to actually move to Pittsburgh and take Kelly with you. None. You'd have to freeze the man in carbonite to get him to move there.
I don't want to live in Pittsburgh either, Campbell. But I've been there ... since my mother grew up in that land where dreams go to die ;-)
And, last year Baltimore was waaay fatter than Pittsburgh. But I think this is pseudo-science. There's no way Cincinnati is the 94th fattest city: http://www.menshealth.com/fattestcities2010/
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