Thursday, May 13, 2010

Oxford, Smoxford

It's been a good year for the OU Bobcats (my alma mater) in the news, even when they're not in the news. Try and keep up here...

When I was picking colleges, there were two schools of thought for staying in Ohio; I could either go to a school with a city campus (UC, OSU) or a college town (OU, Miami). Miami of Ohio was the uppity, we-don't-wear-sweats-to-class, bourgeoisie option (at least as much as that's possible in Ohio), and Ohio U was the hippie school that riots when they close the bars early.

If you've been reading this blog, you know which direction I went.

So it brought me so much pleasure to learn that Miami's much-heralded Greek community apparently can't hold their liquor, or their feces, when it's time to party. Apparently a few cases of crappy beer makes their frat boys/sorority girls a hot mess of puking, fornicating debauchery, and it's all public record. Outstanding.

At OU, that shit would just be another weekend. But apparently at Miami good times=poop party. At Ohio we (usually) use the indoor plumbing when it's time for #2. Stupid Redhawks.

Here's a non-censored version of the story, with a letter of complaint from the poor lady trying to protect the lodge area from all the flying poo, urine, vomit and other internal fluids.

2 comments:

A, E, e, a said...

not sure where to start...except I read the whole letter (no mention of "The Nook" in there, btw) and the comments underneath...loved the "Ohio always makes me feel better about myself" one! Ha! Oh well...idiots.

annieb said...

The most disturbing part of that letter was the mention of the non-alcoholic 8 a.m. wedding. That actually sounds more like divorce.