Sunday, January 11, 2009


I've been having headaches off and on for the last 3 weeks, and I can't figure out what's going on. I thought maybe it was my eyes (I never wear my glasses), so I started wearing glasses again.

That helped a little, but I'm still waking up with headaches, getting them in the middle of the day, whatever.

I'm drinking plenty of water, getting sleep, eating ok, lurking out in high school parking lots, and taking out my anger on defenseless old ladies and the homeless. Same routine as always. But the headaches keep coming back.

Even though I haven't seen a doctor yet, I'm pretty much convinced I have a tumor. This might be your last chance to give me a present, offer your body up to me, marry me, or buy me a drink.


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