The Record

I've been biting my lip/cheek at pretty much every meal for the last 3 days. I seriously can't stop.

This is one of those things, kinda like acne and being scared of vampires, that I thought would go away when I got all growed up. Not so.

I'm not talking little nibbles or bites where I kinda graze the inner mouth area. These are full-on chomps. I think I heard something crunch these last few times. And the more I try to dodge the bitten area, the more i gnaw on it.

I'm calling Guinness. I've got to be getting close to the all-time record.