Cake

It's been years since I've had a birthday cake, but one of the many, many perks of having a kickass girlfriend is that there was birthday cake this year.

Even better is that it was cheesecake, which rules, and it was in cupcake form, which makes it unbeatable. There's some graham cracker or something in the crust, too, and I'm not sure what else b/c I eat each one way too fast to diagram the innards.

I took a few to work and those things did not stand a chance. My boss kinda stopped talking in mid-sentence when he saw these things beckoning to him from their tupperware home. I should have asked for a raise then.

St. Patricks Day, Down South

At its best, the South is a quaint slice of Americana, where old traditions and ways of living have persevered and even thrived, despite the rest of the world's drive to modernize.

At its worst, well, I don't even know what to say that this video of a supposed leprechaun sighting in Mobile, Alabama doesn't already say:



My favorite part: The Sketch. Holy shit that thing is incredible.