Drunken Larry King

Now, i know that I ramble and make no damn sense probably half the time. And when I'm as old as Larry King, that number will be closer to 100%.

How old is he, anyway? 100? 130? I have no idea, but that sumbitch is old.

And, apparently, he's also drunk sometimes on the air. Like this time, in 1994 or something, back when the radio show was still in full swing.

I love when he tells the kid to 'look up the defintion' of professional. You tell him, Larry. Throw a few more olives in that martini for me.