F*ck Valentine's Day

I'm celebrating this year's Hallmark Holiday by eating meatloaf sandwiches and going skating. So there. And if I end up eating a bunch of candy, it's coincidence. I didn't buy myself a V-day present.

But if I did, I'd send myself some ketchup for dressing up the meatloaf, and Michelob to wash down more meatloaf.