Good to see my alma mater in the news for something besides huge pot busts and our coach pounding GHB cocktails....I love that this guy still went to practice after winning the lottery. I bet if he would have gotten that last number, tho, that he wouldn't have showed up at all.At the very least he wouldn't have showed up sober. Or clothed.
I think if I won a decent-sized lottery like he did (enough to get crazy for a little bit, but not enough to quit your job in grand, pooping-on-the-boss'-desk fashion), I'd have to keep my job, obviously, but at the very least I'd have to spring for a new mascot for the OU football team. That thing is such a pansy-ass mascot it shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a football field.
If Garfield and Tom (of tom and jerry) did it and reproduced, their bastard offspring would look like this stupid thing.
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Good for him. It's nice to see an Ohio U football player win at something. Don't those guys still run the Wishbone? Is it 1957? It's cool though, OU is scheduled to come to Knoxville to play the Vols next year for homecoming. He'll get used to that losing feeling once again.
and maybe he can loan phil fulmer a few $$ for his legal defense team. or slimfast.
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